I'm sorry UPS guy, but the Princess is in another castle.
To be fair, this makes just about as much sense as a plumber murdering turtles.
All of these and more can be seen at his solo show Brand New at Gallery 1988 East.
First you get the coin blocks, then you get the power-ups, then you get the princesses.
Back in the day, you had to wear your trophies on your jean jacket.
Picture Star Wars: Episode 8-BitJanuary 16, 2014
The Princess is in another Death Star.
Picture Super Mario (Water) WorldJanuary 16, 2014
You don't understand, he can't be caught. He triple-jumps through the raindrops
Picture Disney's Mushroom KingdomJanuary 15, 2014
TheYetee offered this design by Mike Handy for a very select kind of princess fan.
Picture Grand Theft Mario VJanuary 08, 2014
It's-a me, motherf*cker.
Let's hope they have enough coins saved up for all those extra lives.