Even back then, we all knew it sounded like 8 clones of a bearded guy.
Video Mario Works ItAugust 08, 2013
He's just doing it to pay for plumbing school.
Picture Horrifying Mario FacepaintAugust 07, 2013
"It's a-me YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE."
Get in the way of his 1-Up, and you're going down.
You must be THIS old to appreciate this gif. (holds up a very, very old stick)
Picture Super Mario Cat ComplexJuly 29, 2013
Now where's the litter-pipe?
It's no Donkey Kong Country for old men.
Picture Super Mario BusJuly 12, 2013
Public transportation: the real world's warp whistle.
Picture Mario Latte ArtJuly 12, 2013
Don't talk to me in the morning until I've had my Fire Flower.
I'm sorry, Mario, but our princess keeps her cash in another castle.