The Best Way To Play Mario Kart

Picture The Best Way To Play Mario Kart

December 19, 2012

Unfortunately, playing this way requires lots of turtle mutilation.

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Mario Cycle: Battle Mode

Picture Mario Cycle: Battle Mode

December 03, 2012

Calling all officers: a group of dangerous bikers have been seen in the area, mutilating turtles and littering banana peels.

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Videogames & Violence

Video Videogames & Violence

November 20, 2012

Videogame addiction: the silent killer.

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Kart (Drive Parody)

Video Kart (Drive Parody)

November 09, 2012

Ryan Gosling's really let himself go.

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Mario Kart Item Boxes Chalk Art

Picture Mario Kart Item Boxes Chalk Art

October 26, 2012

In unrelated news, a bunch of turtles with their shells ripped off were discovered about 20 yards away.

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Mario Kart 64 Tracks Re-Created in Rollercoaster Tycoon

Picture Mario Kart 64 Tracks Re-Created in Rollercoaster Tycoon

October 25, 2012

There was too much vomit on Rainbow Road to show it here.

Mario Kart Facebook Cover

Picture Mario Kart Facebook Cover

September 19, 2012

"I'm-a Bryan! I'm-a gonna win!"

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Sebby & Dani (& Also Dan): Mario Kart

Video Sebby & Dani (& Also Dan): Mario Kart

September 12, 2012

Their friendship is about to get blue-shelled.

Article The Dorklyst: The 10 Best Multiplayer Maps In Videogame History

By Brandon Hoang / August 16, 2012
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Multiplayer games have the unique ability of both creating and destroying friendships. Staying up til 3:00am beating a Left 4 Dead campaign on Expert will make you seriously consider adding that stranger who swooped in to replace the useless Bot after your 45th attempt to your last will & testament. And yet, sometimes they could cause a serious rift in your friendship with your BFF deeper than that of Protoss and Zergs. And much of the time, it's all about the map. We now present the 10 best multiplayer maps in videogame history.

10. Nuketown – Call of Duty: Black Ops

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First time you spawn in Nuketown, you know that something is up. Something really, really bizarre. You ain't in Kansas anymore. Well, you might be if Kansas was ever picked to have U.S. suburban nuclear testing grounds.

The map itself bursts at the seams with easter eggs. The population sign in town changes with how many people are in game. If you shoot off all the heads of the mannequins spread throughout their tiny houses (yep, one of them happens to be an exact replica of the Brady household), The Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil" erupts from government loudspeakers. If you take a break from navigating your explosive RC car through perfectly-manicured lawns, you can spot the infamous "double rainbow" in the skyline.

This may be less of multiplayer map than it is a three ring circus. Not to spoil anything, but if you snipe the same guy three times in a row, you'll get called some pretty nasty slurs.

Thor vs. Rainbow Road

Picture Thor vs. Rainbow Road

July 19, 2012

Who needs a blue shell when you have Mjolnir?