Picture Mario Kart: The Ultimate TieFebruary 26, 2013
Just another example of Nintendo discriminating against giant, fireball-shooting plants.
Video Real Life Mario KartJanuary 16, 2013
Warning: Do not attempt to race on a rainbow in space IRL.
Picture The Best Way To Play Mario KartDecember 19, 2012
Unfortunately, playing this way requires lots of turtle mutilation.
Picture Mario Cycle: Battle ModeDecember 03, 2012
Calling all officers: a group of dangerous bikers have been seen in the area, mutilating turtles and littering banana peels.
Video Videogames & ViolenceNovember 20, 2012
Videogame addiction: the silent killer.
Video Kart (Drive Parody)November 09, 2012
Ryan Gosling's really let himself go.
Picture Mario Kart Item Boxes Chalk ArtOctober 26, 2012
In unrelated news, a bunch of turtles with their shells ripped off were discovered about 20 yards away.
There was too much vomit on Rainbow Road to show it here.
Picture Mario Kart Facebook CoverSeptember 19, 2012
"I'm-a Bryan! I'm-a gonna win!"
Their friendship is about to get blue-shelled.