It almost makes the idea of a death-race in space on a rainbow seem not horrifying.
Your house is the ultimate Mario Kart track, you just don't know it yet.
Picture Mario Kart IRLApril 26, 2013
Lay off the gas pedal, I think Luigi has a blue shell.
Picture Mario Kart: The Ultimate TieFebruary 26, 2013
Just another example of Nintendo discriminating against giant, fireball-shooting plants.
Video Real Life Mario KartJanuary 16, 2013
Warning: Do not attempt to race on a rainbow in space IRL.
Picture The Best Way To Play Mario KartDecember 19, 2012
Unfortunately, playing this way requires lots of turtle mutilation.
Picture Mario Cycle: Battle ModeDecember 03, 2012
Calling all officers: a group of dangerous bikers have been seen in the area, mutilating turtles and littering banana peels.
Video Videogames & ViolenceNovember 20, 2012
Videogame addiction: the silent killer.