If you don't have your own metal shop, I recommend grave-robbing some elves.
Why didn't Gandalf just use the giant eagles? Because Bilbo was known for flipping the bird.
Video Mean ElvesNovember 26, 2013
Four for you, Bilbo Baggins. You go, Bilbo Baggins!
Which way to the Bilbo Baggage Claim?
created by J.R.R. Groening
Picture Chinese LOTR Covers are AwesomeNovember 01, 2013
Man oh Mandarin, that's a great book.
Turns out the only thing tougher than a Balrog is a tourist.
Picture Lego Helm's DeepOctober 09, 2013
"No one can breach the walls of Helm's Deep...unless they have one of those brick seperator things."
Watch your language, kids.
Picture I Got The Magic StickSeptember 17, 2013
Depending on the time of day, "Bo Staff" or "Gondola Pushy Stick" also make sense.