And by "befriends" I mean "gets dry humped by."
The game, based on the ride, based on the movie.
Not even cutscenes can save you.
Picture Left 4 DinnerJune 03, 2010
The Left 4 Dead food pyramid consists of pills, guns, and molotov cocktails.
video 8 Bit Left 4 Dead 2May 16, 2010
Wow, they really took a few steps back for the sequel.
Picture Left 4 Dead Tank CostumeMay 03, 2010
He's already far too close for you to get away. Give up now.