Kratos' Chaos Blades Forged by Mortal Men

Video Kratos' Chaos Blades Forged by Mortal Men

December 18, 2013

Turns out, it's more complicated than duct-taping some machetes to a pair of nunchucks.

Patrick Star Is Kratos

Picture Patrick Star Is Kratos

April 08, 2013

Who murders every god under the sea as part of his trail of vengeance?

Horrible God of War Tattoo

Picture Horrible God of War Tattoo

March 29, 2013

Kratos needs to get revenge on whoever told this guy this was a good idea.

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Incredible God of War Tattoo

Picture Incredible God of War Tattoo

October 19, 2012

Too bad he'll never be able to see it.

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God of War: Ares-Chu

Picture God of War: Ares-Chu

October 17, 2012

Zeus should be a pretty even-matched fight.

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Lady Kratos

Picture Lady Kratos

August 06, 2012

It's Ladies Night on Olympus.

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God of War Road Trip

Video God of War Road Trip

April 06, 2011

"Awww, man. You're getting the ashes of your dead family all over the backseat!"

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Article Kratos Finds a Sidekick

December 6, 2010
  1. Kratos

    Show yourself Ares so I can tear you limb from limb!

  2. Hercules

    There you are bro. I've been looking everywhere for you.

  3. Kratos

    Who are you? Is Ares not brave enough to fight me himself?

  4. Hercules

    What? No, I'm Hercules, son of Zeus. I came to help you out.

  5. Kratos

    Leave me, I don't need help from the Gods.

  6. Hercules

    Haha right, and what about all those cool moves Poseidon, Hades, and our dad taught you? Eww, are you carrying around Medusa's head?!

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Female Kratos

Picture Female Kratos

July 16, 2010

I'd ask her out, but she'd probably just say "No." …Or murder me.

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