Show yourself Ares so I can tear you limb from limb!
There you are bro. I've been looking everywhere for you.
Who are you? Is Ares not brave enough to fight me himself?
What? No, I'm Hercules, son of Zeus. I came to help you out.
Leave me, I don't need help from the Gods.
Haha right, and what about all those cool moves Poseidon, Hades, and our dad taught you? Eww, are you carrying around Medusa's head?!
Turns out, it's more complicated than duct-taping some machetes to a pair of nunchucks.
Picture Patrick Star Is KratosApril 08, 2013
Who murders every god under the sea as part of his trail of vengeance?
Picture Horrible God of War TattooMarch 29, 2013
Kratos needs to get revenge on whoever told this guy this was a good idea.
Picture Incredible God of War TattooOctober 19, 2012
Too bad he'll never be able to see it.
Picture God of War: Ares-ChuOctober 17, 2012
Zeus should be a pretty even-matched fight.
Picture Lady KratosAugust 06, 2012
It's Ladies Night on Olympus.
Video God of War Road TripApril 06, 2011
"Awww, man. You're getting the ashes of your dead family all over the backseat!"
Article Kratos Finds a SidekickDecember 6, 2010
Picture Female KratosJuly 16, 2010
I'd ask her out, but she'd probably just say "No." Or murder me.