Video Jedi Turtles ReturnMay 10, 2013
Slow and steady wins the battle.
Anakin Skywalker died for our sins.
Clean-shaven face leads to stubble, stubble leads to beards, beards lead to suffering for others, for not also having sweet beards.
Video Jedi CondomsAugust 16, 2012
Protect yourself and your force-skin.
He's returned from a galaxy far, far away.
Just like in my fan fiction, except without Pokemon and Dr. Who.
Picture How To Become A JediJune 06, 2012
Can you do flips, carry a green midget around, and make things float with your mind? Congratulations, you're a Jedi!
Video Jedi A-Holes Strike BackMay 31, 2011
What a bunch of nerf herders.