... it's the only logical explanation besides "a freaky radish".
This gets even creepier if you're a silent protagonist.
Video An IRL Flying TARDISJanuary 13, 2014
Now just to get it to travel through time.
Picture Insert BillDecember 27, 2013
He's been letting you use his PC for over 15 years.
"Conflict Mediation Spider-Man" comes with "De-Escaltion Shoulder Pat" and "Anger Management Training".
A little less frightening than a Balrog, but still pretty brave.
Video Every Fighting GameDecember 16, 2013
I've always wondered how you "crouch-forward" in real life.
For a drift boost, you have to look for the brown sparks.
If this really was Los Santos, everyone would just run away or start a fistfight, no exceptions.
Video Zelda in Real LifeDecember 06, 2013
The first thing that'd happen is everyone would make fun of his hat.