Putting the "combat" back in "space combat".
The good news - you survived being frozen in ice for 70 years. The bad news - you may notice some, uh, height differences.
You got a friend in real life.
Better safe than zombie.
Video DayZ In Real LifeFebruary 10, 2014
One fine DayZ, you're gonna want me for my loot.
Don't forget to turn on autosave, just in case.
Now he just needs to make sure his parents get murdered and he's set.
... it's the only logical explanation besides "a freaky radish".
This gets even creepier if you're a silent protagonist.