The Avengers won't return his calls.
They Khan't stop themselves.
Puns don't kill bad ones do.
Who knew a movie about a guy stabbing people with hand-knives could be so boring?
He truly is the man of aluminum.
Where no lens flare has gone before
Sequels why'd it have to be sequels?
A fantasy film is never too long and dull. It has the pacing it precisely means to.
The incredible story of Batman being disabled for 90% of the movie.
"We thought it would be good WE WERE SO WRONG!"