By Virtual Shackles / October 5, 2010

Comic Virtual Shackles: Combat Assistant


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Filed Under   halo
Master Chief Crosses The Delaware October 01, 2010

Picture Master Chief Crosses The Delaware

He's off to kill people on Christmas!

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Filed Under   art   halo
Bros For Life September 29, 2010

Picture Bros For Life

The most important achievement of all.

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Filed Under   xbox   halo
By Virtual Shackles / September 17, 2010

Comic Virtual Shackles: Bummer of a Birthmark Hal

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Ridiculously Hot Cortana Cosplay September 16, 2010

Picture Ridiculously Hot Cortana Cosplay

I'd sticky her needler.

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Filed Under   cosplay   girls   halo
By Staff / September 15, 2010

Article The Dorklyst: The 8 Greatest Halo Videos on the Internet


In honor of Halo Reach’s release this week, Dorkly would like to take this time to recognize excellence in Halo viral videos. From in-game stunts, to pranks and gamer freakouts, Master Chief has provided the Internet with hours of quality entertainment. Without further ado, here’s our tribute to the titans of teabagging.


8.

People like this are the reason the mute function was invented. Well, them and racist, pre-pubescent rich kids. As annoying as he may be, you almost have to respect his dedication to the game. You know someone really wants to win if they’re willing to waste their time and voice shouting directions at total strangers regardless of whether or not they’re even listening. Not to mention the amount of money he has to spend to support his lifestyle. Xbox Live is about $45 a year—and that’s not even including the cost of replacement microphones and throat lozenges.

7.

You’ve gotten a double kill before, but did you bat a manned tank into an enemy space marine using only a hammer? Didn’t think so. This guy is about as cool as an Xbox Live player can get. And as an Xbox Live player myself, I can safely say….that the bar is actually set pretty low. Sigh.

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Insane Halo-Themed Man Cave September 09, 2010

Video Insane Halo-Themed Man Cave

"Man Cave" might not be the right term. There's a lot of videogame paraphernalia for something being described by the word "man."

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Epic Toy Halo Battle September 07, 2010

Video Epic Toy Halo Battle

I used to do this as a kid, except I didn't have special effects and I made all the sounds with my mouth.

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Filed Under   war   stop motion   halo   Lego
By Andrew Bridgman / September 3, 2010

Article Gamebook: 6 Halo Status Updates


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