Halo: Glad You Came (The Wanted Parody)

Video Halo: Glad You Came (The Wanted Parody)

November 08, 2012

Lay down some beats, 'cuz he's about to lay the beatdown.

Filed Under   master chief   parody   halo   music   parodies
The Greatest Addition To Halo 4

Video The Greatest Addition To Halo 4

November 07, 2012

That's the taste of victory. And virtual testicles.

Filed Under   halo   halo 4   rooster teeth

Article A Public Service Announcement From Dorkly

By Andrew Bridgman / November 6, 2012

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A Public Service Announcement From Dorkly - Image 7
Filed Under   halo   halo 4   psa   important announcements
Master Chief Helmet Made of Mountain Dew Boxes

Picture Master Chief Helmet Made of Mountain Dew Boxes

November 06, 2012

He'll dew whatever is necessary to quench the Flood.

Video Game Dubs: Halo 4 Live Action Trailer

Video Video Game Dubs: Halo 4 Live Action Trailer

November 06, 2012

You say "Goodbye," I say "Halo."

Filed Under   master chief   halo   dub   halo 4
Dude Is Extraordinarily Ready For Halo 4

Picture Dude Is Extraordinarily Ready For Halo 4

November 06, 2012

Either that or Master Chief is REALLY into himself.

Filed Under   master chief   halo   halo 4   fans

Article 10 Things To Do Before Buying Halo 4

By Andrew Bridgman / November 5, 2012

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…and to double your calories, which is like XP for the human body.

NOTE: Ignore cheap knock-off bags of Nacho Cornitos and bottles of Mountain Lightning offering Triple XP, as they are only able to be redeemed for Mike Piazza's Strike Zone (N64).

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…because there would be no point in getting the game if you didn't also get some crappy skin you'll probably never use. Also, yeah, you definitely need to reserve a copy of this game, it's not like there are going to be tons and tons of copies leftover all over town.

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…so you'll know exactly what to do to increase your Gamerscore instead of just playing to have fun.

NOTE: Gamerscore is the most important score in your life, right behind credit score, SAT score, and daily caloric intake from Doritos.

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Don't forget it's Election Day! Get out there and do your civic duty, since it's entirely possible someone left some discarded Doritos bag or Mountain Dew bottle in the voting booth.

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10 Things To Do Before Buying Halo 4 - Image 1

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…just for the next 1 to 24 months. I'm sure that one episode of Breaking Bad she had left to watch wasn't very good anyways.

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Say you're taking some time off to recover from a heart attack, which will be true soon enough thanks to your diet of nothing but corn syrup and sodium combined with the sleep deprivation you'll be experiencing over the next few weeks.

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Put on some comfy pajamas and prepare yourself for THE GREATEST GAMING EXPERIENCE OF ALL-TIME.

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Odds are you'll be bored with Halo by the time that comes out.

…and then you can go through this all over again!

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Halo: Phosphorescence

Picture Halo: Phosphorescence

October 31, 2012

Get on the Warthog, Master Chief, punner seat.

Filed Under   flood   master chief   halo   comics
Halo Meets Portal 2

Video Halo Meets Portal 2

October 26, 2012

Good to know Wheatley eventually landed somewhere.

Filed Under   portal 2   halo   wheatley
Cortana's Evolution

Picture Cortana's Evolution

October 16, 2012

Even artificial intelligences go through puberty.

Filed Under   halo   cortana