video Halo PerfectionNovember 16, 2010
A god among teabaggers. Player: //www.youtube.com/user/DutchyVids
Don't you hate it when a spartan falls from the sky and breaks your neck?
Article Covenant Armor is StupidNovember 3, 2010
Hierarch! I have returned from battle. I have slain many humans and have brought honor and glory to the Covenant!
Excellent work, my child. I hereby promote you to the rank of General.
And, as befitting a warrior of your stature, you will be given this glorious golden armor to wear into battle.
And this giant golden helmet. And this light-up energy sword.
Hang on. Don't we have a camouflage pattern, or-
Wait, don't you think this is a little showy for a soldier's uniform? It doesn't really blend into the battlefield. Actually, now that I think about it, nothing we own does.
YOU DARE QUESTION YOUR PROPHET?
Get yourself killed and look cool doing it!
video Awesome Halo StuntOctober 20, 2010
"There never was a good war or bad peace until we discovered jet packs." Ben Franklin
Picture Halo Reach in a NutshellOctober 20, 2010
But the feeling of accomplishment will give you a healthy glow.
Do you believe in life after pwnage?