and to double your calories, which is like XP for the human body.
NOTE: Ignore cheap knock-off bags of Nacho Cornitos and bottles of Mountain Lightning offering Triple XP, as they are only able to be redeemed for Mike Piazza's Strike Zone (N64).
because there would be no point in getting the game if you didn't also get some crappy skin you'll probably never use. Also, yeah, you definitely need to reserve a copy of this game, it's not like there are going to be tons and tons of copies leftover all over town.
so you'll know exactly what to do to increase your Gamerscore instead of just playing to have fun.
NOTE: Gamerscore is the most important score in your life, right behind credit score, SAT score, and daily caloric intake from Doritos.
Don't forget it's Election Day! Get out there and do your civic duty, since it's entirely possible someone left some discarded Doritos bag or Mountain Dew bottle in the voting booth.
just for the next 1 to 24 months. I'm sure that one episode of Breaking Bad she had left to watch wasn't very good anyways.
Say you're taking some time off to recover from a heart attack, which will be true soon enough thanks to your diet of nothing but corn syrup and sodium combined with the sleep deprivation you'll be experiencing over the next few weeks.
Put on some comfy pajamas and prepare yourself for THE GREATEST GAMING EXPERIENCE OF ALL-TIME
Odds are you'll be bored with Halo by the time that comes out.
and then you can go through this all over again!