The Same Rocks In Different Videogames

Picture The Same Rocks In Different Videogames

September 27, 2012

Get ready to rock 'n roleplay.

Comic Nerf Now: Black Mesa

By Nerf Now / September 19, 2012

Nerf Now: Black Mesa - Image 1

Filed Under   half life   nerf now   black mesa   valve

Picture Influence

September 05, 2012

Parents would rather have you killing Redcoats than the Combine.

Filed Under   gamers   half life   comics

Article 10 Possible Reasons Why Half-Life 3 Hasn't Been Announced Yet

By Andrew Bridgman / August 24, 2012
10 Possible Reasons Why HalfLife 3 Hasnt Been Announced Yet - Image 1

1. Gabe Newell recently discovered he's allergic to large piles of money.

2. Valve's pretty sure Half-Life 2: Episode Two tied up all the loose ends and gave perfect closure to the story.

2.5. Team Fortress 2 hat development is tying up all of Valve's resources for the next decade.

4. They're too busy developing a Half-Life prequel where you wander around the Black Mesa facility, silently running tests.

5. They're pretty sure no one on the internet would want it.

6. Team is still trying to find the perfect voice actor for Gordon Freeman, and Gilbert Gottfried won't return their calls.

7. Gabe Newell's enjoying the "Gabe Newell doesn't believe in the number 3" meme way too much to give in now.

8. The dev team's too busy photoshopping pictures of Bryan Cranston as Gordon Freeman.

9. Valve invented a real Gravity Gun and are having way too much fun playing around with it to sit down and make another game.

10. It's already completed, but they legally can't release it since testers found it to be so good they instantly died from pure joy.

Half-Life Movie Fan Poster

Picture Half-Life Movie Fan Poster

August 20, 2012

Rated G-Man.

Zero Punctuation: Half-Life Retro Review

Video Zero Punctuation: Half-Life Retro Review

August 10, 2012

Yahtzee remembers the notoriously chatty Gordon Freeman.

Valve Battle Royale

Video Valve Battle Royale

August 10, 2012

No matter who wins, Gabe Newell wins.

60 Second Let's Play: Half-Life 2

Video 60 Second Let's Play: Half-Life 2

August 01, 2012

The best parts of Gordon Freeman's journey, condensed.

Gordon Freeman Stained Glass

Picture Gordon Freeman Stained Glass

July 05, 2012

Let's have a moment of extremely-silent prayer.

Comic Releasing the Valve

By Julia Lepetit and Andrew Bridgman / June 8, 2012

Releasing the Valve - Image 1

Filed Under   e3   half life