Grand Theft Auto: Gotham City

Picture Grand Theft Auto: Gotham City

August 27, 2012

"Gordon – I told you to only call me if there was a crime in progress, not if you want to go bowling."

Skyrim Dragon Invades Grand Theft Auto

Video Skyrim Dragon Invades Grand Theft Auto

August 24, 2012

Everyone in Liberty City is shouting for more.

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Grand Theft Horse

Video Grand Theft Horse

August 15, 2012

How much horsepower does this thing have? At least one.

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Article The Dorklyst: 7 Ways Videogames Scared You Away From Drugs

By Dan Abromowitz / July 27, 2012
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I was a couple years too young to have gone through the D.A.R.E. program that so much of my generation fondly remembers in the form of ironic t-shirts. Somehow, though, I learned to respect my body and keep myself on the straight and narrow, and like all of the best parts of myself, I chalk my drug-free lifestyle up to spending my formative years playing hours and hours of video games. While drug education relied on horror stories, video games maximized the coercive power of fear by letting us live the nightmare of a drug-filled lifestyle firsthand. Here's a rundown of the reasons to stay off drugs, as taught by gaming.

7. They'll Make You Explode

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In Grand Theft Auto III, the Colombian cartels have introduced a new drug called SPANK to the streets of Liberty City, and it's a doozy. Something like cocaine on PCP, SPANK is highly addictive and causes paranoia and insanity, which is fine, if that's what you're into. SPANK starts getting problematic, though, in the mission "Kingdom Come," where you're attacked by "SPANKed-up madmen" with explosive vests and a passion for blastin'. The only thing more terrifying than combustible junkies are combustible junkies who won't shut up, and the SPANKed-up madmen have that pegged: they laugh like jackals and repeatedly yell "COME TO PAPA!", among the grossest interjections in the henchman's catalogue. I consider myself an adventurous guy, but if I'm starting my night with something I think is safe, healthy, mom-and-pop cocaine and ending it screaming my way across a parking lot with a C-4 shirt on, I might just pass this time.

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Never Get a Car Wash in Liberty City

Video Never Get a Car Wash in Liberty City

June 04, 2012

Did they forget the wax? Cheap bastards.

R2-D2 Goes On A Grand Theft Auto 4 Rampage

Video R2-D2 Goes On A Grand Theft Auto 4 Rampage

May 21, 2012

Finally, someone Roman doesn't want to go bowling with.

Knock-Off GTA Sequel Looks Legit

Picture Knock-Off GTA Sequel Looks Legit

April 25, 2012

Wow, Rockstar is going to be SO EMBARRASSED when they realize Spider-Man lives in New York.

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GTA V Looks Slightly Better Than San Andreas

Video GTA V Looks Slightly Better Than San Andreas

November 08, 2011

This is what Matchbox 20 was singing about. This is how far we've come.

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Grand Theft Mario

Video Grand Theft Mario

November 03, 2011

Don't be naive, how do you think he got that kart?

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GTA V Official Trailer

video GTA V Official Trailer

November 02, 2011

I can almost taste that sweet, sweet pedestrian blood.

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