Video Hulk GTA IV ModJuly 03, 2013
"HULK NO WANT GO BOWLING, ROMAN!"
Video Grand Theft Toy StoryJune 25, 2013
There's a prostitute in my boot!
She made it past the Liberty City Police Department in less than 12 parsecs.
Picture GTA IV's Niko Bellic IRLMarch 04, 2013
Cousin, let's go existing!
This makes Crazy Taxi looks like Sane Taxi.
After a long day in Liberty City, you too might feel a little hoarse.
- You can take crime to the NEXT LEVEL. Become a corrupt official, embezzle billions, wipe entire countries off the map.
- Five stars? Psh. You're buddy-buddy with the president after completing all those missions where you had to fly an RC plane through Congress for him, you can get pardons up to 10 stars (nuclear strike).
- No need to steal cars when you can have your personal valet do it for you! Steal the entire presidential motorcade, Air Force One, and the Vice President's Harley without lifting a finger.
- All radio stations are political talk radio.
- Your cell phone never stops ringing.
- Murder, corruption, extortion are all fine, but it's game over if anyone sees you walking into a strip club.
"Where we're going we won't need Roman."
Picture Grand Theft Auto: Gotham CityAugust 27, 2012
"Gordon I told you to only call me if there was a crime in progress, not if you want to go bowling."