All you had to do was follow the damn chords, CJ!
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"HULK NO WANT GO BOWLING, ROMAN!"
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There's a prostitute in my boot!
She made it past the Liberty City Police Department in less than 12 parsecs.
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Cousin, let's go existing!
This makes Crazy Taxi looks like Sane Taxi.
After a long day in Liberty City, you too might feel a little hoarse.
- You can take crime to the NEXT LEVEL. Become a corrupt official, embezzle billions, wipe entire countries off the map.
- Five stars? Psh. You're buddy-buddy with the president after completing all those missions where you had to fly an RC plane through Congress for him, you can get pardons up to 10 stars (nuclear strike).
- No need to steal cars when you can have your personal valet do it for you! Steal the entire presidential motorcade, Air Force One, and the Vice President's Harley without lifting a finger.
- All radio stations are political talk radio.
- Your cell phone never stops ringing.
- Murder, corruption, extortion are all fine, but it's game over if anyone sees you walking into a strip club.
"Where we're going we won't need Roman."