He can't catch a break, unless you count all the broken limbs.
Video GTA V is BORINGJanuary 11, 2014
Been there, killed that.
Video GTA V for Kids!January 10, 2014
From the makers of "Dora the Exploder".
Picture Grand Theft Mario VJanuary 08, 2014
It's-a me, motherf*cker.
There can be only one (or ten).
If this really was Los Santos, everyone would just run away or start a fistfight, no exceptions.
Am I missing an eyebrow, or an entire afternoon of productivity?
Video Violent Golfing in GTA VNovember 07, 2013
"To play golf is to spoil an otherwise enjoyable murder-spree" -Mark Twain (maybe)
British Gas is a utility company, in case you thought she was talking about what happens after you eat a Steak and Kidney Pie.
It's like parkour, but with cars, and not real.