"Cousin! Want to go skydiving?"
All of these people deserve 6-star wanted levels.
Picture Grand Theft Empire: AlbequerqueMarch 20, 2013
I AM THE ONE WHO GETS 5 STARS.
Picture GTA IV's Niko Bellic IRLMarch 04, 2013
Cousin, let's go existing!
This makes Crazy Taxi looks like Sane Taxi.
If you're gonna die, die hard.
Picture Grand Theft MarioFebruary 05, 2013
Co-starring Luigi as Roman, and "ghost-catching" as "bowling."
Picture Grand Theft Auto Eating HabitsDecember 31, 2012
Aim for the head.
After a long day in Liberty City, you too might feel a little hoarse.