Art of the Instakill

Video Art of the Instakill

May 14, 2012

All the body armor in the world won't save you now.

Goldeneye Watch

Picture Goldeneye Watch

April 25, 2012

Quick! Look down at it and pull out a rocket launcher!

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Real Life Goldeneye 64

Video Real Life Goldeneye 64

February 28, 2012

Escort missions are the worst part of any hero's day.

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Drinking Games For Gamers: Goldeneye 64

Video Drinking Games For Gamers: Goldeneye 64

January 30, 2012

If you don't get "Most Deadly" you'll at least get "Most Drunk."

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GoldenEye License Plate

Picture GoldenEye License Plate

August 08, 2011

The one car where people call "No OddJob" before they call "Shotgun."

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Article James Bond Baffles GoldenEye64 Henchmen

By Jordo / May 25, 2011
  1. Henchman 1

    Uh, hey guys? Who was that?

  2. Henchman 2

    You mean that guy in the suit who just rampaged through our entire security force?

  3. Henchman 1

    Yeah, him.

  4. Henchman 2

    I don't know, but that was crazy.

  5. Henchman 3

    Yeah he really shot up the place. It was like he literally had every gun known to man.

  6. Henchman 1

    Did you guys see him pull that rocket launcher out of thin air?

  7. Henchman 2

    Where was he keeping it?

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Oddjob Isn't Fair

Picture Oddjob Isn't Fair

August 30, 2010

If I could sum up my childhood in one quote, it'd be: "No Oddjob."

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Goldeneye Jay-Z Mashup

video Goldeneye Jay-Z Mashup

May 28, 2010

He's got 99 problems, but Oddjob ain't one. See more by Spyfoxguy: //

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Article A GoldenEye N64 Henchmen Reports Back to His Superiors

May 10, 2010
  1. Commander

    Lt., what the hell happened out there? I'm getting reports of massive causalities from all units. I thought we were up against just one man!

  2. Lt.

    Yes, sir. It was a massacre.

  3. Commander

    What's this I'm hearing about an explosion? I wasn't aware Bond had gained access to our explosives.

  4. Lt.

    He hadn't, sir. Lt. Smith was pursuing the target armed only with proximity mines- just throwing them right at him. Things got ugly when Smith got stuck in a corner. Damn things blew him straight to high hell.

  5. Commander

    Of all the unbelievable-

  6. Lt.

    Smith had never been to that level before, sir, and those corners are difficult to spot. It wasn't really fair.

  7. Commander

    But why in God's name was he unarmed?

  8. Lt.

    Sir, if you'll recall, we no longer equip our men before combat. It's much easier to just leave guns and ammo lying around on the battlefield.

  9. Commander

    How did we lose the others?

  10. Lt.

    Well, sir… Bond retrieved the Golden Gun.

  11. Commander

    He found the Golden Gun? Did you leave it in a dark corner like I asked?

  12. Lt.

    Yes, sir.

  13. Commander

    How dark?

  14. Lt.

    Very dark, sir.

  15. Commander

    Damn. There's no way we could have foreseen this. Well, were you at least able to eliminate the target?

  16. Lt.

    Well, sir, I was able to corner Bond once he ran out of ammo. I had him point blank.

  17. Commander


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