Livin' The Goldeneye Dream

Picture Livin' The Goldeneye Dream

April 10, 2014

Let's just hope that watch freezes time.

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Picture GIF of the Day: Goldeneye Sixty-Fouroasoddfsnfgnd

January 21, 2014

Nintendo 64 graphics - shaken, not stirred.

Article The Best Goldeneye 64 Character

By Andrew Bridgman / November 5, 2013
The Best Goldeneye 64 Character

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James Bond: King of Stealth

Picture James Bond: King of Stealth

September 13, 2013

You only slide twice.

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Did You Know Gaming?: Goldeneye 007

Video Did You Know Gaming?: Goldeneye 007

April 04, 2013

Learn what made that job so odd.

Goldeneye-Inspired Big Head Mode Costume

Picture Goldeneye-Inspired Big Head Mode Costume

February 27, 2013

At least he didn't make an Oddjob costume.

Real Life Goldeneye 64 Multiplayer

Video Real Life Goldeneye 64 Multiplayer

February 05, 2013

Might want to be a little more careful with those proximity mines.

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Dumb Ways To Die (In Videogames)

Video Dumb Ways To Die (In Videogames)

December 10, 2012

Buckle up or it's Game Over.

Adolescence

Picture Adolescence

November 01, 2012

They're all the men with the golden memories.

Article The Dorklyst: The 10 Best Multiplayer Maps In Videogame History

By Brandon Hoang / August 16, 2012
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Multiplayer games have the unique ability of both creating and destroying friendships. Staying up til 3:00am beating a Left 4 Dead campaign on Expert will make you seriously consider adding that stranger who swooped in to replace the useless Bot after your 45th attempt to your last will & testament. And yet, sometimes they could cause a serious rift in your friendship with your BFF deeper than that of Protoss and Zergs. And much of the time, it's all about the map. We now present the 10 best multiplayer maps in videogame history.

10. Nuketown – Call of Duty: Black Ops

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First time you spawn in Nuketown, you know that something is up. Something really, really bizarre. You ain't in Kansas anymore. Well, you might be if Kansas was ever picked to have U.S. suburban nuclear testing grounds.

The map itself bursts at the seams with easter eggs. The population sign in town changes with how many people are in game. If you shoot off all the heads of the mannequins spread throughout their tiny houses (yep, one of them happens to be an exact replica of the Brady household), The Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil" erupts from government loudspeakers. If you take a break from navigating your explosive RC car through perfectly-manicured lawns, you can spot the infamous "double rainbow" in the skyline.

This may be less of multiplayer map than it is a three ring circus. Not to spoil anything, but if you snipe the same guy three times in a row, you'll get called some pretty nasty slurs.