February 28, 2012
Video Real Life Goldeneye 64
Escort missions are the worst part of any hero's day.
January 30, 2012
Video Drinking Games For Gamers: Goldeneye 64
If you don't get "Most Deadly" you'll at least get "Most Drunk."
August 08, 2011
Picture GoldenEye License Plate
The one car where people call "No OddJob" before they call "Shotgun."
Article James Bond Baffles GoldenEye64 Henchmen
- Henchman 1
Uh, hey guys? Who was that?
- Henchman 2
You mean that guy in the suit who just rampaged through our entire security force?
- Henchman 1
Yeah, him.
- Henchman 2
I don’t know, but that was crazy.
- Henchman 3
Yeah he really shot up the place. It was like he literally had every gun known to man.
- Henchman 1
Did you guys see him pull that rocket launcher out of thin air?
- Henchman 2
Where was he keeping it?
January 07, 2011
Link Shirt of the Week: Most Deadly
Much more popular than our "Worst Marksmanship" shirt.
August 30, 2010
Picture Oddjob Isn't Fair
If I could sum up my childhood in one quote, it'd be: "No Oddjob."
May 28, 2010
video Goldeneye Jay-Z Mashup
He's got 99 problems, but Oddjob ain't one. See more by Spyfoxguy: http://www.youtube.com/user/spyfoxguy
Article A GoldenEye N64 Henchmen Reports Back to His Superiors
- Commander
Lt., what the hell happened out there? I’m getting reports of massive causalities from all units. I thought we were up against just one man!
- Lt.
Yes, sir. It was a massacre.
- Commander
What’s this I’m hearing about an explosion? I wasn’t aware Bond had gained access to our explosives.
- Lt.
He hadn’t, sir. Lt. Smith was pursuing the target armed only with proximity mines- just throwing them right at him. Things got ugly when Smith got stuck in a corner. Damn things blew him straight to high hell.
- Commander
Of all the unbelievable-
- Lt.
Smith had never been to that level before, sir, and those corners are difficult to spot. It wasn’t really fair.
- Commander
But why in God’s name was he unarmed?
- Lt.
Sir, if you’ll recall, we no longer equip our men before combat. It’s much easier to just leave guns and ammo lying around on the battlefield.
- Commander
How did we lose the others?
- Lt.
Well, sir… Bond retrieved the Golden Gun.
- Commander
He found the Golden Gun? Did you leave it in a dark corner like I asked?
- Lt.
Yes, sir.
- Commander
How dark?
- Lt.
Very dark, sir.
- Commander
Damn. There’s no way we could have foreseen this. Well, were you at least able to eliminate the target?
- Lt.
Well, sir, I was able to corner Bond once he ran out of ammo. I had him point blank.
- Commander
And…?
