Video God of War Road Trip
April 06, 2011"Awww, man. You're getting the ashes of your dead family all over the backseat!"
Article Kratos Finds a Sidekick
December 6, 2010
- Kratos
Show yourself Ares so I can tear you limb from limb!
- Hercules
There you are bro. I've been looking everywhere for you.
- Kratos
Who are you? Is Ares not brave enough to fight me himself?
- Hercules
What? No, I'm Hercules, son of Zeus. I came to help you out.
- Kratos
Leave me, I don't need help from the Gods.
- Hercules
Haha right, and what about all those cool moves Poseidon, Hades, and our dad taught you? Eww, are you carrying around Medusa's head?!
Video Kratos Makes a PB & J
November 05, 2010He might not kill his family, but he makes a mean sandwich.
Picture Link of War
September 28, 2010He's gonna need a bigger sword. By: http://david-hsu-yen.deviantart.com/
Video Snoop Dogg is in Your Videogame
July 21, 2010"When a god's got an attitude. Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot."
Picture Female Kratos
July 16, 2010I'd ask her out, but she'd probably just say "No." …Or murder me.
