Comic The Most Powerful Weapon In God Of War

By Julia Lepetit and Andrew Bridgman / May 26, 2012

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God of War: Ascension Trailer

Video God of War: Ascension Trailer

April 20, 2012

Meet Kratos when he was just a young padawan on Tatooine.

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Article The 5 Worst Videogame Wingmen

By bhoangful / June 13, 2011

5. Navi (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

It may be cheap to take shots at the little one. After all, she's just trying to be helpful. But pointing out the obvious isn't always the best route to take when you're trying to strike up a conversation with the fairer sex.

"LOOK!" I know, Navi, I see it. I noticed the spaghetti strap tank-top the second I walked into this joint. Stop trying to blatantly draw my attention to it mid-convo — it's hard enough keeping my gaze above the neckline when I have a few pints sloshing around in me. "HEY! LISTEN!" I got it, I'm trying to talk over here. Whose side are you on anyway?

And the worst part? You can't get rid of Navi by shouting "I don't believe in fairies". Trust me, I've tried.

4. Kratos (God of War)

No one likes a show off. And a battle-scarred Spartan that waltzes into the bar with his rippling biceps and dramatically lamenting about his dead wife is the equivalent of being the single dad pushing a stroller in the local park on "Mommy & Me Day". You'll never stand a chance.

Not to mention, the white-washed bastard has like three drunken orgies during the work week. On a Tuesday. Before breakfast. Who can complete with that?

Hey Kratos. Take a hike and leave some for us. Oh, and put a shirt on, dude.

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God of War Road Trip

Video God of War Road Trip

April 06, 2011

"Awww, man. You're getting the ashes of your dead family all over the backseat!"

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Mortal Kombat Kratos Gameplay

Video Mortal Kombat Kratos Gameplay

March 25, 2011

Quicktime events are the new Fatality.

Article Kratos Finds a Sidekick

December 6, 2010
  1. Kratos

    Show yourself Ares so I can tear you limb from limb!

  2. Hercules

    There you are bro. I've been looking everywhere for you.

  3. Kratos

    Who are you? Is Ares not brave enough to fight me himself?

  4. Hercules

    What? No, I'm Hercules, son of Zeus. I came to help you out.

  5. Kratos

    Leave me, I don't need help from the Gods.

  6. Hercules

    Haha right, and what about all those cool moves Poseidon, Hades, and our dad taught you? Eww, are you carrying around Medusa's head?!

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Kratos Makes a PB & J

Video Kratos Makes a PB & J

November 05, 2010

He might not kill his family, but he makes a mean sandwich.

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Link of War

Picture Link of War

September 28, 2010

He's gonna need a bigger sword. By: //

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Snoop Dogg is in Your Videogame

Video Snoop Dogg is in Your Videogame

July 21, 2010

"When a god's got an attitude. Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot."

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God of War Indie Movie

Video God of War Indie Movie

July 19, 2010

I wish they could've gotten Bill Murray to play Zeus.

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