Meet Kratos when he was just a young padawan on Tatooine.
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5. Navi (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
It may be cheap to take shots at the little one. After all, she's just trying to be helpful. But pointing out the obvious isn't always the best route to take when you're trying to strike up a conversation with the fairer sex.
"LOOK!" I know, Navi, I see it. I noticed the spaghetti strap tank-top the second I walked into this joint. Stop trying to blatantly draw my attention to it mid-convo it's hard enough keeping my gaze above the neckline when I have a few pints sloshing around in me. "HEY! LISTEN!" I got it, I'm trying to talk over here. Whose side are you on anyway?
And the worst part? You can't get rid of Navi by shouting "I don't believe in fairies". Trust me, I've tried.
4. Kratos (God of War)
No one likes a show off. And a battle-scarred Spartan that waltzes into the bar with his rippling biceps and dramatically lamenting about his dead wife is the equivalent of being the single dad pushing a stroller in the local park on "Mommy & Me Day". You'll never stand a chance.
Not to mention, the white-washed bastard has like three drunken orgies during the work week. On a Tuesday. Before breakfast. Who can complete with that?
Hey Kratos. Take a hike and leave some for us. Oh, and put a shirt on, dude.
Video God of War Road TripApril 06, 2011
"Awww, man. You're getting the ashes of your dead family all over the backseat!"
Quicktime events are the new Fatality.
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Show yourself Ares so I can tear you limb from limb!
There you are bro. I've been looking everywhere for you.
Who are you? Is Ares not brave enough to fight me himself?
What? No, I'm Hercules, son of Zeus. I came to help you out.
Leave me, I don't need help from the Gods.
Haha right, and what about all those cool moves Poseidon, Hades, and our dad taught you? Eww, are you carrying around Medusa's head?!
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He might not kill his family, but he makes a mean sandwich.
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He's gonna need a bigger sword. By: //david-hsu-yen.deviantart.com/
"When a god's got an attitude. Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot."
Video God of War Indie MovieJuly 19, 2010
I wish they could've gotten Bill Murray to play Zeus.