Turns out, it's more complicated than duct-taping some machetes to a pair of nunchucks.
Picture Epic SquirrelsOctober 14, 2013
They're storing up for winter...storing JUSTICE.
Picture Patrick Star Is KratosApril 08, 2013
Who murders every god under the sea as part of his trail of vengeance?
Picture Horrible God of War TattooMarch 29, 2013
Kratos needs to get revenge on whoever told this guy this was a good idea.
Picture Incredible God of War TattooOctober 19, 2012
Too bad he'll never be able to see it.
Picture God of War: Ares-ChuOctober 17, 2012
Zeus should be a pretty even-matched fight.
Picture Lady KratosAugust 06, 2012
It's Ladies Night on Olympus.