Comic If Videogame Villains Were Pokemon
Bowser (Super Mario Bros.)
Dr. Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Picture Incredible Link vs. Ganon Painting
August 08, 2012The Triforce of Power seems like the better deal.
Picture Ganondorf Ortiz
September 26, 2011He'll be the Great King of Being Picked on For Having a Weird Name.
Picture Ganon's Past
December 10, 2010Funny, I always pictured Ganon as more of a Chalky Studebaker.
Picture Ganon's Weakness
September 02, 2010"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling kid! And his dumb fairy too!"
Article Ganon's Henchmen Speak Up
July 14, 2010
- Ganon
OK. No further new business so I'll open this meeting to public forum.
- Helmasaur
I have a question. So, as you know, I was born with this green crystal in the middle of my head. It's the only part of my body that's not impervious to damage. It's why I wear this helmet.
- Ganon
Of course. I built that helmet. It's a masterpiece of craftsmanship. It can only be cracked by the most magical of hammers.
- Helmasaur
That's what I wanted to talk about. You keep a magic hammer in the Palace of Darkness, which is the palace I'm assigned to. I feel like maybe you could keep it in the Swamp of evil, or even throw it in the Lake of Ill Omen…
- Ganon
Relax. Helmasaur, you have nothing to worry about. That hammer is locked in a special treasure chest that can only be opened by one key.
- Helmasaur
Right, but that key is in my dungeon, too. It's in a treasure chest that can be opened by any key. And once you have that, all you have to do is find your way through a dark room to get the hammer.
- Ganon
It hasn't been a problem yet.
- Helmasaur
No one has attacked us yet. I'm just saying, maybe I should guard the hammer, or the key, or both.
- Ganon
You're guarding one of the seven maidens. You have enough to worry about.
- Helmasaur
OK, but why have that other stuff in there at all? And why do I need to stay in the most remote room in the dungeon? It would make more sense if I waited by the entrance and killed anyone who entered.
