Turns out the only thing tougher than a Balrog is a tourist.
Picture I Got The Magic StickSeptember 17, 2013
Depending on the time of day, "Bo Staff" or "Gondola Pushy Stick" also make sense.
And he even got his robes washed.
A wizard is never late for Calvinball.
Picture Gandalf Drawn in Chair FabricFebruary 13, 2013
Whoever sat here last must have a magical ass.
Picture Lord of the Rings Bridge WarningFebruary 11, 2013
Gandalf called in sick today.
Picture Gandalf vs. BalrogJanuary 30, 2013
It's the Fellowship of the Boxing Ring.
One Ring to ruin them all.
There's no problem too big for an immortal, all-powerful wizard.