Sup, internet-bros? 2012 is almost over and everyone's doing their dumbass end of the year lists. But only one list matters: YA BOY, BRODY'S! (that's me) I played all the best bro games this year, and I ranked them from BROest to lowest. And assuming the bro-pocalypse doesn't bro up the planet and send us all to bro-blivion this Friday, remember that these were the chillest games of the year.
10. Halo 4
OF COURSE we gotta start with the sequel to Halo 3, Halo 3: Part 2 (aka Halo 4). Mister Chief is back and he's a bigger badass than ever. Cortana's back too and has a virus or something, just like the one I got when I tried to download that file labeled "cortanas_boobs_REAL.exe" on Internet Explorer. There's hardcore shootin', hardcore explosions, and hardcore PWNING OF NOOBS in Halo Multiplayer (or there would be if everyone would stop being chodes and killing me so fast).
Bros: (like "Pros" but way chiller)
- Cortana is hot as shiz
Bcons: (like "Cons" but also with more chillness)
- What is going on in the story does anyone know??
- No one will drive me when I'm warthog gunnin c'mon idiots
- I would be awesome at multiplayer if everyone would stop being so dumb
Score: 4.5 Fist bumps