Video Game of SwearsApril 01, 2013
In the game of thrones, you f*** or you s***.
This ancient and noble house has existed for almost 20 years but of late, they've become aggressive and warlike towards the other houses, their egos boosted by their superior stores of knowledge and spoilers. After years of solitude, quietly reading books, they have emerged to exert dominance over non-readers. When not complaining about how "Yara" is actually named "Asha" or how Tyrion's scar is all wrong, they keep subtly trying to spoil events that won't happen for another 4 seasons right now they're giggling about some wedding that involves the color red, but assure their enemies that "oh, don't worry, that's technically not a spoiler."
Historical Note: Younger members of this house were involved in the Potter siege of the Rowling highlands, which lasted nearly a decade.
Dreams are coming (true).
Video Rage of ThronesMarch 26, 2013
In the game of thrones, you read or you die.
Oh god OFF WITH ITS HEAD!
Only one can sit in the Iron Litter Box.
Picture George R.R. Martin Is CreepyMarch 18, 2013
You don't want to be his next Hand.
In the game of thrones, you win or you get released on VHS.
A Martin always ruins his stories.