Dragon eggs hatch like every ten minutes here.
His wit dwarfs everyone else's.
Picture Tyrion Lannister: Yes, He CanMay 29, 2012
You can't spell "pimp" without "dwarf." Well, you can, but he'll have you thrown in the dungeons.
Picture StarkbucksMay 24, 2012
Sorry, fresh out of soy milk of the poppy.
Picture Disney's DaenerysMay 09, 2012
She is the evil stepmother of dragons
With Legos, beheading main characters would be way easier.
Picture Arya Stark Name Day CakeMay 03, 2012
Make a wish to R'hllor!
I can't wait for these people to battle to the death for the Oval Throne.
The Wall was built over 1,000 Legos tall.