First-Person Shooter Trial

Video First-Person Shooter Trial

March 04, 2011

If it's a crime to be annoying, then he's guilty. Really, really guilty.

Filed Under   fps   ch originals
FPS Thought Process

Video FPS Thought Process

February 15, 2011

If only we could apply this kind of thinking to real stuff. Like RPGs.

Filed Under   fps
FPS of the Future

Video FPS of the Future

January 03, 2011

Scientists better get to work on the whole "real life respawning" thing.

Filed Under   fps   irl
8-Bit Megaman Death Match

video 8-Bit Megaman Death Match

September 29, 2010

Finally, an FPS where you can get teabagged by Protoman.

Filed Under   fps   megaman
GTA 4 First Person Shooter Mod

Video GTA 4 First Person Shooter Mod

September 03, 2010

It's like you're the one shooting police officers.

Filed Under   mod   fps   gta
Aimbot in Real Life

Video Aimbot in Real Life

August 05, 2010

Hackin' ain't easy. …Wait, yes it is.

Filed Under   fps   irl   aimbot
Bachelor Frog Loves Videogames

Picture Bachelor Frog Loves Videogames

July 07, 2010

Also, his blood alcohol level.

Filed Under   fps   memes

Article 5 FPS Maneuvers Everybody Hates (But Still Does)

June 15, 2010

Camping

What It Means: Holing up in a reasonably secure location, waiting for the hapless n00bs to approach, and serving them a nice tasty lead salad.

Why You Hate It: Unless you go all the way around the map, there's only one way to get at the super death ray, and it's right past this path; but that guy on the other team simply insists on gunning down anyone trying to use it. Why the hell hasn't he run out of ammo yet?

Why You Do It Anyway: Because it works, not to put too fine a point on it. Sure, in your heart of hearts you know it's not really fair, but this is war. If you can kill the other guy without him being able to kill you, then the hell with a sporting chance. Your K/D ratio is much more important than his.

Besides, you'll be damned if you're gonna let the other team have the super death ray.

Sniping

What It Means: Really? Okay, for those of you who go out of your way not to know things, sniping is using a long-range weapon against some poor bastard way over there, and dropping him without him ever being the wiser.

Why You Hate It: Half the fun of playing this game is getting to watch the guy who thought he was a badass crumple at your feet. Face-to-face, when you're the crumpler, you can see the crumplee. When the roles are reversed, at least you know you lost a fair fight to a superior opponent.

Getting sniped changes everything. You don't even know why you're dead – there's no one anywhere near you and no grenades went off. It's pretty damn hard to defend yourself against an enemy you can't even see.

Why You Do It Anyway: It's quick, easy, effective, and involves almost no danger for you. Basically you become the hand of God, smiting the lesser beings who dare to challenge your supremacy from a place of complete safety.

Filed Under   fps
Mario 64 FPS

video Mario 64 FPS

May 18, 2010

This cheat code makes Bowser a little bit easier.

Filed Under   mashup   fps