April 25, 2013
No gods or kings. Only lunch.
March 14, 2013
Crack it up, fuzzball.
February 19, 2013
Meet Squash Mesa's Employee of the Month.
January 21, 2013
Hope they regenerate every time you eat one.
January 07, 2013
"Wanna know how I got these berries?"
January 03, 2013
"You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in Hershey."
January 02, 2013
"This may smell bad, kid, but that's just because I went a little overboard on the garlic."
January 02, 2013
Warning: not backwards compatible with English muffins.
December 11, 2012
"Who wants Apple Pie of Eden?"
December 05, 2012
If it doesn't open, just blow on it for a while.
