The 'M' stands for 'my name is Luigi.'
Picture Allan, You Really Blew ItJuly 12, 2012
"Now get back to finishing up that Mass Effect 3 ending, Allan."
It's as simple as A-B-FUCK.
He hasn't been this devastated since grandma's funeral, where he lost in a game of Pokemon against his cousin.
Can't believe he missed such an easy shot.
"Says here Mr. Sinister is hiding in the District of Columbia. Quickly, to South America!"
Video Superman Prank FailureApril 21, 2011
His only weaknesses are kryptonite and locked doors.
Children are our future. And the future is really dumb.
Could you detonate that C4 a little lower on my back? I've got this itch that I can't quite reach.
Video Wii Fit Ski Jump FailFebruary 16, 2011
Wii Fit: Enemy of small dogs and expensive TVs everywhere.