Article The Goatee Game: Tony Stark, Walter White, or Gordon Freeman?

By Chloe Cole / November 6, 2013

Walter White, Tony Stark and Gordon Freeman are all popular cosplays these days. They're all ambitious science-types who (for the most part) have shunned all facial hair outside of their goatees (also, they each kill a bunch of people), so close up they all look pretty similar. Let's celebrate No Shave November by trying to guess which goatee belongs to which cosplay.

So - who does each goatee belong to: Tony Stark, Walter White, or Gordon Freeman? 

Rollover each picture to find out!


Guess the Beard



Filed Under   half life   iron man   quiz   breaking bad   facial hair   tony stark

Picture Superman-Beard

August 21, 2013

"Clark, I've been meaning to ask you about your facial hair…"

Filed Under   superman   facial hair   beard
The Most Disgusting Pac-Man Facial Hair Ever

Picture The Most Disgusting Pac-Man Facial Hair Ever

June 26, 2013

Death by ghost doesn't look too bad now.

Filed Under   pacman   wtf   facial hair
The Bat-stache

Picture The Bat-stache

May 20, 2013

Bruce, maybe you should get some subtler facial hair.


Picture Spider-Beard

March 18, 2013

With great facial hair comes great beardsponsibility.


Picture Batstache

October 03, 2012

You either get shaved a beard, or you live long enough to see yourself become a soul patch/mustache combo.

Filed Under   batman   facial hair
X-Wing Beard

Picture X-Wing Beard

July 09, 2012

"Red Leader – you appear to have some food stuck in your cockpit."

Man Grew a Bat-stache

Picture Man Grew a Bat-stache

April 30, 2012

He decided to grow it when he saw the shape as a signal in the clouds…

Filed Under   batman   facial hair