Article Fire and Grass: 20 Pieces of Pokemon Paraphernalia

By Jake Young / January 7, 2014

Grass and Fire: 20 Pieces of Pokemon Smoking Paraphernalia  

Apropos of nothing, here's a list of grass-type moves that sound like marijuana strains:

  • Cotton Guard
  • Forest's Curse
  • Stun Spore
  • Worry Seed
  • Magical Leaf
  • Frenzy Plant
  • Energy Ball
  • Aromatherapy¬†

 

Filed Under   drugs   pikachu   wtf   pokemon   crafts   pipes   bongs
Star Wars Pipe-Wing

Picture Star Wars Pipe-Wing

July 26, 2013

This is so the pipe we're looking for.

Filed Under   drugs   weed   star wars   x-wing   pipes

Comic Videogames Are Drugs

By Julia Lepetit and Andrew Bridgman / May 6, 2013

Article The Dorklyst: 7 Ways Videogames Scared You Away From Drugs

By Dan Abromowitz / July 27, 2012
The Dorklyst: 7 Ways Videogames Scared You Away From Drugs - Image 1

I was a couple years too young to have gone through the D.A.R.E. program that so much of my generation fondly remembers in the form of ironic t-shirts. Somehow, though, I learned to respect my body and keep myself on the straight and narrow, and like all of the best parts of myself, I chalk my drug-free lifestyle up to spending my formative years playing hours and hours of video games. While drug education relied on horror stories, video games maximized the coercive power of fear by letting us live the nightmare of a drug-filled lifestyle firsthand. Here's a rundown of the reasons to stay off drugs, as taught by gaming.

7. They'll Make You Explode

The Dorklyst: 7 Ways Videogames Scared You Away From Drugs - Image 2

In Grand Theft Auto III, the Colombian cartels have introduced a new drug called SPANK to the streets of Liberty City, and it's a doozy. Something like cocaine on PCP, SPANK is highly addictive and causes paranoia and insanity, which is fine, if that's what you're into. SPANK starts getting problematic, though, in the mission "Kingdom Come," where you're attacked by "SPANKed-up madmen" with explosive vests and a passion for blastin'. The only thing more terrifying than combustible junkies are combustible junkies who won't shut up, and the SPANKed-up madmen have that pegged: they laugh like jackals and repeatedly yell "COME TO PAPA!", among the grossest interjections in the henchman's catalogue. I consider myself an adventurous guy, but if I'm starting my night with something I think is safe, healthy, mom-and-pop cocaine and ending it screaming my way across a parking lot with a C-4 shirt on, I might just pass this time.

Filed Under   drugs   bioshock   gta   fallout   pokemon   the dorklyst
Mario Piranha Plant Glass Pipe

Picture Mario Piranha Plant Glass Pipe

April 24, 2012

Go down this warp pipe sometime, ya narc.

Filed Under   drugs   mario

Comic Gotham City Drug PSAs

By Andrew Bridgman / April 23, 2012

undefined - Image 1

undefined - Image 1
Filed Under   drugs   batman   gotham city   psa
Buying Drugs in Oblivion

video Buying Drugs in Oblivion

July 30, 2010

Like all good drug dealers, this guy won't sell until you give him a few compliments and then threaten him. By: //maxandsam.tumblr.com/

Filed Under   drugs   oblivion
Incorrect Use of N64

Picture Incorrect Use of N64

May 09, 2010

NINTENDO SIXTY FOURR!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! YES! YES! YES!

Filed Under   nintendo 64   drugs
I Love Wiid

Picture I Love Wiid

May 04, 2010

The Wii is the first video game console where smoking pot actually hinders your ability to play.

Filed Under   drugs   weed