original Mario's ExOctober 09, 2012
Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.
He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.
original River City Ransom GirlfriendMay 30, 2012
The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.
original Pac-Man's Pac-WeddingMay 26, 2012
Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.
Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.
original Dorkly Bits: Zelda's BoyfriendJanuary 02, 2012
You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.
original Dorkly Bits: QWOP Guy Has SexDecember 14, 2011
It's all in the limbs.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario Dumps PaulineJune 27, 2011
"It's not you, it's me .and the fact that you're not a princess."
You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.