Mario's Ex

original Mario's Ex

October 09, 2012

Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.

Chrono Trigger Doppel Doll's Other Use

original Chrono Trigger Doppel Doll's Other Use

August 27, 2012

He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.

River City Ransom Girlfriend

original River City Ransom Girlfriend

May 30, 2012

The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.

Pac-Man's Pac-Wedding

original Pac-Man's Pac-Wedding

May 26, 2012

Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.

Dorkly Bits: Bioshock Little Sister's Big Date

original Dorkly Bits: Bioshock Little Sister's Big Date

February 07, 2012

Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.

Dorkly Bits: Zelda's Boyfriend

original Dorkly Bits: Zelda's Boyfriend

January 02, 2012

You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.

Dorkly Bits: QWOP Guy Has Sex

original Dorkly Bits: QWOP Guy Has Sex

December 14, 2011

It's all in the limbs.

Dorkly Bits: Mario Dumps Pauline

original Dorkly Bits: Mario Dumps Pauline

June 27, 2011

"It's not you, it's me….and the fact that you're not a princess."

Dorkly Bits: Sheik Crashes a Bachelor Party

original Dorkly Bits: Sheik Crashes a Bachelor Party

May 12, 2011

You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.

Dorkly Bits: Mario's Horrifying Discovery

original Dorkly Bits: Mario's Horrifying Discovery

April 20, 2011

What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.