original Emergency XCOM Meeting
October 08, 2012Aliens are invading, and only XCOM ca-BE IGNORED BECAUSE ALIENS ARE NOT INVADING END SENTENCE
original Smoke's Not Doing Well
October 01, 2012Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.
original Link's Fun Uncle Dies
September 25, 2012It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.
original Banjo's Big Mix-Up
September 24, 2012He can bear-ly bear the em-bear-assment! (note: he's a bear)
original Paperboy Newsroom
September 17, 2012A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.