Article Dorklassic: Halo Marines
October 11, 2010
- Marine 1
Did you hear the announcement? We're being reassigned.
- Marine 2
What? That's great news! Maybe now we'll finally see some action!
- Marine 1
We're being reassigned… to Master Chief's unit.
- Marine 2
Oh. Oh, no.
- Marine 1
I know.
- Marine 2
Are… are we being punished? Did we do something wrong?
- Marine 1
Sarge told me it was an honor. An honor.
- Marine 2
That bastard.
Marine 3 enters
- Marine 3
Hey guys, did you hear the news? We're going to be in the 254th Spartan Support Unit! We get to meet Master Chief! Holy cow, I gotta go call my mom!
- Marine 1
He doesn't know.
- Marine 2
Marine, have you ever met anyone from a Spartan Support Unit?
- Marine 3
No! That's what makes it so exciting!
- Marine 1
Don't you find that strange? There have been 253 of them.
- Marine 2
That's over a thousand men, Marine. All dead. Every. Last. One.
