original Dorkly Bits: Mario Dumps PaulineJune 27, 2011
"It's not you, it's me .and the fact that you're not a princess."
You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
Picture Epic Donkey Kong PortraitMarch 15, 2011
I'd stay away from his banana hoard if I were you.
Only 16-bit hammers can save you now.
Picture Donkey Kong-Brand BananasJanuary 21, 2011
Located in the produce section, between the Mario mushrooms and the Ice Climbers eggplants.
Picture Donkey Kong Kill ScreenJanuary 11, 2011
He's slightly more dangerous than a slow-moving barrel. By Aled Lewis. See more: //tinyurl.com/4ec6jx9
Picture Star Wars Meets Donkey KongDecember 21, 2010
"Use the giant hammer, Luke." Donkey-Wan Kenobi By: //yimbo.com.mx/portafolio/return-of-the-bit/
Article 7 Rejected Kong Family MembersNovember 9, 2010
This is the most excited I've ever been about retrieving bananas.
There's only one way to open a DK barrel: The wrong way.