Donkey Kong Office Building August 31, 2010

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They've already lost half their workers to barrel-related fatalities.

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By Judd Havinger / July 12, 2010

Article Crisis in Donkey Kong Country

  1. Donkey Kong breaks open a barrel containing Diddy Kong. Diddy falls out, dazed.

  2. Donkey

    Diddy! Are you all right?

  3. Diddy

    (rubbing his head) Jeez… what happened?

  4. Donkey

    King K. Rool has stolen all of our bananas! The entire hoard’s gone!

  5. Diddy

    No! God, no…

  6. Donkey

    I know. So we’ve got to get them back. Luckily he left a trail of perpetually spinning bananas that lead to his hideout.

  7. Diddy

    All right, let’s – hey, wait. Perpetually spinning bananas?

  8. Donkey

    Yeah. Look.

  9. They both look at a nearby line of three bananas, each one spinning in the air.

  10. Donkey

    Oh, also, all the spinning bananas hover.

  11. Diddy

    Jesus… And there’s a trail of these? All the way to his hideout? The one in that boat that’s miles away?

  12. Donkey

    Yeah. A trail of thousands of hovering, spinning bananas. So?

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By Joseph Garcia / July 6, 2010

Article 7 Gritty Reboots of Famous Games


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