original Dorkly Bits: Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down
May 10, 2011You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
Picture Donkey Kong-Brand Bananas
January 21, 2011Located in the produce section, between the Mario mushrooms and the Ice Climbers eggplants.
Picture Donkey Kong Kill Screen
January 11, 2011He's slightly more dangerous than a slow-moving barrel. By Aled Lewis. See more: http://tinyurl.com/4ec6jx9
Picture Star Wars Meets Donkey Kong
December 21, 2010"Use the giant hammer, Luke." Donkey-Wan Kenobi By: http://yimbo.com.mx/portafolio/return-of-the-bit/
video Latest Donkey Kong Country Trailer
October 29, 2010This is the most excited I've ever been about retrieving bananas.
original Dorkly Bits: Diddy Kong's Barrel Trouble
October 26, 2010There's only one way to open a DK barrel: The wrong way.
Article Donkey Kong and Pauline Move in Together
September 29, 2010- DK
If I throw one more barrel right now
- Pauline
I can't bear to watch!
- DK
And. . . Got 'em! BAM. Game over.
- Pauline
AHHHHH!
- DK
Well that's the end of Mario.
- Pauline
I guess you're right. Time to move on. OK, so let's get out of this terrible place and go to your house.
- DK
This is my house.
- Pauline
Really?
- DK
You like it?
- Pauline
You put flaming barrels of oil on the ground floor.
- DK
It's called mood lighting.
- Pauline
And I see you have really gone for the "red I-beam" construction look.
- DK
I think it really opens the place up.


