This is a 100% super serious question: Why not Zoidberg?
Picture Doctor Who ClockAugust 09, 2013
It's timey-wimey o'clock.
Video Anime Doctor WhoAugust 07, 2013
You didn't know the Doctor was from Planet Vegeta?
[Note: This article was written prior to the announcement that Peter Capaldi had won the role, and we didn't have time to write a new one after putting hundreds of hours of research and hard work into this article. We spent countless hours in the office discussing potential candidates, investigating rumors, and calculating the odds but I think the thoroughness of the article should speak for itself. Enjoy!]
- The perfect choice would make us shout "Who-ray!" (like "hooray" but with a Doctor Who twist)
- Already has a history with the show
- Tumblr already has a bunch of gifs of him, proving him a worthy candidate
It's almost as if this Peter Capaldi guy could travel through time
Picture Ridiculous Doctor Who Corn MazeJuly 16, 2013
It's about as easy to follow as a Doctor Who plotline.
Regenerate your drink regularly.
Picture Genderswapped Doctor WhoJune 19, 2013
This is going to complicate my fanfiction.