Finally - more DLC you don't want for a game you don't have.
original Gun Home: The Ultimate Gone Home DLCJanuary 15, 2014
Finally, the indie darling Gone Home is becoming a real game.
The irony of using Disney to teach about cynically exploiting existing properties.
The newest DLC is looking a little old.
DLC (Downloadable Content) is, at its core, actually a really great idea: after completion of the full game, the developers can add content to extend the playability, while gamers pay to get the content. It's win-win. Except it never works out that way, and usually the content is worthless, overpriced, or something that should have been a feature to begin with. These are 8 of the most awful paid DLC in videogame history.
8) Battlefield 3 Ultimate Shortcut Bundle
DLC has somehow found a way to get more degrading and insulting over the years, and here's the latest evidence: The Ultimate Shortcut Bundle for Battlefield 3. What it does, essentially, is give you pretty much everything you would earn in the game, had you, ya know, actually played it for a while. But who has time to play a game? "When I buy a game, I want to pay extra money so I don't have to play it much!" thought everyone who paid for this.
The problem is two-fold: the people who actually legitimately spent a great deal of time to get all of the upgrades and weapons felt their achievements had been cheapened by the feature, and the people who paid for it a) are actual human beings who spent actual money they probably worked for at actual jobs to get this, and b) supported the idea that this is something that should be the norm. I can't wait for the day I'm able to buy a game, pay an extra $10, and skip right to the credits immediately.
7) The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion Horse Armor
Oblivion was an enormous game filled to the brim with great content but something was missing that would make the experience truly complete: horse armor. Before, your poor horses were naked. Naked! Can you believe that? Who ever heard of a naked horse?
The answer, of course, was "everyone, are you insane?" No one cared or probably even considered that their horses were nude and defenseless. Because they're horses. The inclusion of horse armor is fine in and of itself, but the idea of actually having to pay extra money for such a simple, useless item is horrible, although at least there'll be less fodder for the Tamriel glue merchant.
Picture If Retro Games Had DLCFebruary 24, 2012
I'm saving up for the warp whistle pack.
Picture Skyrim DLC AnnouncedOctober 10, 2011
When it comes to crab safety, you can never be too careful.
Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.