"Honey? Where is my life-sustaining suit?!"
"You guys, check out this prank, I'm gonna make that cashier choke to death with my mind."
Picture Darth AtlasMay 15, 2012
Sometimes it feels like the whole Empire rests on your shoulders. Luckily, you can make things float with your mind, so that helps.
In the name of Luke's father, Tatooine's suns, and Obi-Wan's spirit
Picture Darth SkeletorDecember 09, 2011
"By the sword of Grey Skull, I shall defeat the rebel skum!"
Picture Darth Vader is a Great DadNovember 15, 2011
Having your skin burned off really helps you figure out what's important.
Picture Bat VaderSeptember 26, 2011
The Dark Knight of the Sith.
Featuring Zooey Deschanel as Mon Mothma.
Picture Darth Vader PieAugust 09, 2011
Nothing says "Sorry I was an absent father / galactic tyrant" like a freshly-baked pie.
Happy 33rd birthday, David! We got you a cake with everything you wanted, except your parents' respect.