Picture Darth Vader is a Great DadNovember 15, 2011
Having your skin burned off really helps you figure out what's important.
Picture Bat VaderSeptember 26, 2011
The Dark Knight of the Sith.
Featuring Zooey Deschanel as Mon Mothma.
Picture Darth Vader PieAugust 09, 2011
Nothing says "Sorry I was an absent father / galactic tyrant" like a freshly-baked pie.
Happy 33rd birthday, David! We got you a cake with everything you wanted, except your parents' respect.
Picture Darth Mario CosplayJuly 28, 2011
Turns out falling into lava pits dramatically increases your chances of turning to the dark side.
Picture AT-CAT ComicJuly 21, 2011
This is why you never let your quadrapedal battle tank out in the yard unsupervised.
Picture Darth Vader Epic BurnJune 22, 2011
If you can't laugh at planetary genocide, what can you laugh at?
Picture Darth Vader in the Phone BookJune 14, 2011
The last guy who prank called him found out that force choke works across phone lines.
Picture Optumus Prime or Darth VaderJune 02, 2011
Everyone knows the Autobots and the Sith have been in bed together for ages. OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE.