Picture Darth Atlas
May 15, 2012Sometimes it feels like the whole Empire rests on your shoulders. Luckily, you can make things float with your mind, so that helps.
Picture Darth Vader Helmet Sculpture On Cathedral
April 04, 2012In the name of Luke's father, Tatooine's suns, and Obi-Wan's spirit
Picture Darth Skeletor
December 09, 2011"By the sword of Grey Skull, I shall defeat the rebel skum!"
Picture Darth Vader is a Great Dad
November 15, 2011Having your skin burned off really helps you figure out what's important.
Picture Darth Vader Pie
August 09, 2011Nothing says "Sorry I was an absent father / galactic tyrant" like a freshly-baked pie.
Picture Darth Vader Riding My Little Pony on a Birthday Cake
July 29, 2011Happy 33rd birthday, David! We got you a cake with everything you wanted, except your parents' respect.
Picture Darth Mario Cosplay
July 28, 2011Turns out falling into lava pits dramatically increases your chances of turning to the dark side.
Picture AT-CAT Comic
July 21, 2011This is why you never let your quadrapedal battle tank out in the yard unsupervised.