December 09, 2011
Picture Darth Skeletor
"By the sword of Grey Skull, I shall defeat the rebel skum!"
November 15, 2011
Picture Darth Vader is a Great Dad
Having your skin burned off really helps you figure out what's important.
August 09, 2011
Picture Darth Vader Pie
Nothing says "Sorry I was an absent father / galactic tyrant" like a freshly-baked pie.
July 29, 2011
Picture Darth Vader Riding My Little Pony on a Birthday Cake
Happy 33rd birthday, David! We got you a cake with everything you wanted, except your parents' respect.
July 28, 2011
Picture Darth Mario Cosplay
Turns out falling into lava pits dramatically increases your chances of turning to the dark side.
July 21, 2011
Picture AT-CAT Comic
This is why you never let your quadrapedal battle tank out in the yard unsupervised.
June 22, 2011
Picture Darth Vader Epic Burn
If you can't laugh at planetary genocide, what can you laugh at?
June 14, 2011
Picture Darth Vader in the Phone Book
The last guy who prank called him found out that force choke works across phone lines.
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