May 15, 2013
The most popular costume at NecronomiCon.
April 04, 2012
The malevolent being Cthulhu does not forgive spelling his name wrong.
March 23, 2012
I like my coffee like I like my women… mountain-sized shrieking dragon squids, reeking of madness and death.
July 06, 2011
I'd just let it go to voicemail, man.
January 16, 2012
"Pika! Pika! Pikathulhu fhtagn!"
March 29, 2011
The service in R'lyeh is terrible.
March 23, 2011
It's like a party in my mouth, and an atrocity in my mind!
February 16, 2011
A drink that warms your stomach and shatters your mind.
