Christopher Walkenthrough: Crysis 3

Video Christopher Walkenthrough: Crysis 3

March 15, 2013

This ain't gonna be a walken-the-park.

Zero Punctuation: Crysis 3

Video Zero Punctuation: Crysis 3

March 14, 2013

It's a Crysis on infinite sequels.

Bro Team: Crysis 3

Video Bro Team: Crysis 3

March 04, 2013

Warning: graphic violence.

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The Evolution of First Person Shooters

Video The Evolution of First Person Shooters

March 01, 2013

We've come a long way, and killed a lot of hell-demons.

Filed Under   doom   fps   crysis   quake   evolution
Crysis 3 Nanosuit Body Paint

Picture Crysis 3 Nanosuit Body Paint

February 25, 2013

The only "crisis" is gonna be when it starts raining later.

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The All-Stars of Nerd Culture

Picture The All-Stars of Nerd Culture

January 18, 2013

Meanwhile, Crash Bandicoot continues to sit by the phone. Someone will call any day now. They have to…

Article A Soldier's Crysis

By Owen Parsons / October 23, 2012
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Hey. Super-cyborg dude. Over here. Yeah, it's me, the random soldier you shot through the gut with an arrow on your way through our base. Can we just talk about this for a sec?

You're a crazy high-tech cyber warrior. You probably have night vision and thermal vision and laser vision and an arsenal of grenades and cutting-edge weaponry. I saw you pick up a car once. And you killed me with a bow and arrow. Fuck. You.

You think this is easy? You think I like watching my bullets bounce off the muscles of some titanium demigod while he – just assuming you're a 'he,' this is a no-judgment zone – while he slowly strings his stone-age weapon and launches a pointy metal stick into my abdomen? Don't get me wrong, I knew I was getting killed by a super soldier today, but no one told me he'd be such a fucking hipster show-off.

I know, I know, it's a "cool" bow-and-arrow. Looks real fancy. I see the laser sight, all those pulleys. But come on… you've got robot arms. You don't need help pulling a bow string. You could probably just throw an arrow through me. Or, better yet, use your gun.

Yes! Yes you do! I can see it right there on your back! You are being such an asshole about this.

Fine, whatever. Go on. I'll just hang around back here, dead from embarrassment. Have fun killing our entire army with a bronze sword or a flint knife or whatever sharp rocks you pick up along the way, you robot prick.

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Unbelievably Realistic CryENGINE 3.4 Engine Trailer

Video Unbelievably Realistic CryENGINE 3.4 Engine Trailer

April 19, 2012

Just a few more years 'til The Matrix is real, everyone.

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Crysis Roll'D

Video Crysis Roll'D

August 09, 2010

I can't wait for Rick Astley to get his own first person shooter.

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Real Life vs. Crysis

Picture Real Life vs. Crysis

June 15, 2010

Wow, pretty much spot-on. A bit too much foam in the Crysis ocean though…

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