This ain't gonna be a walken-the-park.
It's a Crysis on infinite sequels.
Video Bro Team: Crysis 3March 04, 2013
Warning: graphic violence.
We've come a long way, and killed a lot of hell-demons.
Picture Crysis 3 Nanosuit Body PaintFebruary 25, 2013
The only "crisis" is gonna be when it starts raining later.
Picture The All-Stars of Nerd CultureJanuary 18, 2013
Meanwhile, Crash Bandicoot continues to sit by the phone. Someone will call any day now. They have to
Article A Soldier's Crysis
Hey. Super-cyborg dude. Over here. Yeah, it's me, the random soldier you shot through the gut with an arrow on your way through our base. Can we just talk about this for a sec?
You're a crazy high-tech cyber warrior. You probably have night vision and thermal vision and laser vision and an arsenal of grenades and cutting-edge weaponry. I saw you pick up a car once. And you killed me with a bow and arrow. Fuck. You.
You think this is easy? You think I like watching my bullets bounce off the muscles of some titanium demigod while he just assuming you're a 'he,' this is a no-judgment zone while he slowly strings his stone-age weapon and launches a pointy metal stick into my abdomen? Don't get me wrong, I knew I was getting killed by a super soldier today, but no one told me he'd be such a fucking hipster show-off.
I know, I know, it's a "cool" bow-and-arrow. Looks real fancy. I see the laser sight, all those pulleys. But come on you've got robot arms. You don't need help pulling a bow string. You could probably just throw an arrow through me. Or, better yet, use your gun.
Yes! Yes you do! I can see it right there on your back! You are being such an asshole about this.
Fine, whatever. Go on. I'll just hang around back here, dead from embarrassment. Have fun killing our entire army with a bronze sword or a flint knife or whatever sharp rocks you pick up along the way, you robot prick.
Just a few more years 'til The Matrix is real, everyone.
Video Crysis Roll'DAugust 09, 2010
I can't wait for Rick Astley to get his own first person shooter.
Picture Real Life vs. CrysisJune 15, 2010
Wow, pretty much spot-on. A bit too much foam in the Crysis ocean though