They have everything, except free time.
Training doesn't pay.
We're all going to the Underworld 1-1.
Don't get down with Phoenix Down.
Protect the president's daughter at all costs. Even your own sanity.
Welcome to the urban legend of Zelda.
It's tough living life in the crosshairs.
Adulthood the greatest game of all.
Maybe killing/enslaving animals isn't as ethical as we thought.