Article Everyone Wants a Piece of Peach

March 14, 2011
  1. Peach

    Mario, this picnic is lovely. I'm so glad I get to spend time with you!

  2. Mario

    Anything for a princess with eyes as bright as fire flowers.

  3. Peach

    Oh Mario, you're the sweetest.

  4. Luigi

    Hold up, you call that a pick up line? Check this out. Hey Peach, my other Tanooki suit has the tail in the front… if you know what I'm saying.

  5. Mario

    Dude, that's my girlfriend!

Filed Under   conversations   mario

Article Halo Firefight: A Hero's Death

March 7, 2011
  1. General

    Uh, Mrs. Gunki77er?

  2. Mother

    Yes, general?

  3. General

    There's no easy way to say this. Your son died in a Halo firefight last night-

  4. Mother

    What?

  5. General

    Ten times, ending his game.

  6. Mother

    That…that is a lot of times.

Filed Under   conversations   halo

Article Sonic Loves Nicknames

February 28, 2011
  1. Sonic

    Well, Mister…

  2. Tails

    Prower. Miles Prower.

  3. Sonic

    Mister Prower, I'll review your information and let you know if you're my new sidekick.

  4. Tails

    Thank you very much.

  5. Tails stands up to shake hands.

  6. Sonic

    Whoa, you've got two tails?

Filed Under   conversations   sonic

Article Zealots Need Work

February 23, 2011
  1. Zealot

    Alright, let's do it! For Auir!

  2. Stalker

    Yeah, let's-wait, are those swords?

  3. Zealot

    Beam swords! Yeah!

  4. Stalker

    Back up. Aren't we super advanced aliens?

  5. Zealot

    Yup.

  6. Stalker

    Why do we have sword?. Even the humans have guns. Not swords. Guns. You'd think we'd get that figured out by now…

Filed Under   starcraft   conversations

Article A True Pokemon Master

February 7, 2011
  1. Ash

    I did it! I have all the badges and I caught them all. I'm the Pokemaster!

  2. Brock

    You did it! Now, on to the elite-

  3. Ash

    Silence! Build me a palace of solid gold!

  4. Pause.

  5. Brock

    Uh…what?

  6. Ash

    I am your god now.

  7. Misty

    No, you just caught some Pokemon.

Filed Under   conversations   pokemon

Article Arkham Asylum's Guard Trouble

January 12, 2011
  1. Guard

    Mr. Sharp? Can I come in?

  2. Quincy Sharp

    As long as it's quick, we're having a hell of a day here on the Island.

  3. Guard

    That's partly why I'm here. I've been thinking about how we're running the facility, and it just seems kind of dangerous.

  4. Quincy Sharp

    Dangerous? Of course it is. We have the most dangerous criminals in the world on this island. You knew that when you signed up.

  5. Guard

    Well I knew there were some of the most dangerous criminals in the world, but we literally have all of them. Every single dangerous criminal in the world. I was just thinking we could spread them out a little.

  6. Quincy Sharp

    Spread them out?

Filed Under   conversations   batman

Article On the Phone with Xbox Live Customer Support

January 10, 2011
  1. Me

    Hello?

  2. LIVE Support

    'Sup n00b?

  3. Me

    Uh, nothing, I guess. I just wanted to cancel my XBOX Live –

  4. LIVE Support

    GAAAYYYYYY

  5. Me

    What? I…I just wanted to cancel my XBOX Live subscription…

  6. LIVE Support

    QUITTING F*G

  7. Me

    What? That's crazy offensive, man. Can I talk to your boss?

  8. LIVE Support

    I dunno, can I talk to your MOM? Jay kay, don't want that. I'd rather bang her instead. OHHHHH!!!

Filed Under   conversations   xbox live

Article Assassin's Creed: Ezio's New Recruits

January 3, 2011
  1. Ezio

    Good to have a new Assassin recruit on board, let me start to show you the ropes.

  2. Recruit

    I can't wait! I've always wanted to learn how to eliminate our enemies swiftly and clinically without leaving a trace.

  3. Ezio

    Well… swiftly yes… but we don't really care too much about the second part.

  4. Recruit

    Really? I mean, don't people notice, when you kill people?

  5. Ezio

    Maybe for about a second, but most people seem to think I'm on some drunken wager and get back to carrying boxes from A to B.

  6. Recruit

    But what about the guards? Surely they're constantly looking for you?

  7. Ezio

    Yeah, kind of. They put up posters of me, but that's about it.

Filed Under   conversations   assassin's creed

Article Mario Bros Plumbing

December 27, 2010
  1. Mario

    I think the Mario brothers are pretty well qualified for your plumbing company, sir.

  2. Manager

    Well, Mario-

  3. Mario

    Dr. Mario. Olympic athlete Dr. Mario.

  4. Manager

    Er, yes. It seems that your doctorate was earned via a Tetris knock-off?

  5. Mario

    Indeed it was.

  6. Manager

    Well, Mr…

  7. Mario

    Mario.

  8. Manager

    Your name is Mario Mario?

Filed Under   conversations   mario

Article Spyro is Pissed

December 20, 2010
  1. Spyro

    Alright, what's on our schedule today? Lots to do. I'm thinking crossover. Maybe a comic…

  2. Exec

    Spyro, I…I don't know how to keep telling you. It's over. No one likes you.

  3. Spyro

    What? I'm freaking Spyro. The Playstation mascot. Who is bigger than me?

  4. Exec

    Well, uh, Mario, for starters.

  5. Spyro

    Mario? The Plumber? Get out of here.

  6. Exec

    He's really popular. Everyone loves plumbers.

  7. Spyro

    You know what else is popular? Dragons. Dragons are popular.

  8. Exec

    He has a giant lizard too. So cool…

Filed Under   conversations   spyro