Hi Mayor, you wanted to see me?
Yes Link. I wanted to thank you for all your work by giving you the key to the city!
Oh, thank you! But it won't be necessary. I can turn into a wolf and just, you know, dig into places.
I see. Well, please accept these rupees!
No, that's fine. I just break things for money.
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Article Mortal Kombat Is Confusing
So I told her, "get over here!"
Classic Scorpion did she get over there?
Maybe you should stop yelling it like a murderer.
Scorpion! I have come to slay you!
Impossible! I have already slain you!
Don't you guys, like, kill each other all the time?
Article Terrans Are Inefficient
Okay, Zerglings and Mutalisks coming. With me, Siege tanks, and Missile Turrets? This should be pretty easy.
- Siege Tank
Okay, I'll handle the Zerglings.
- Missile Turret
And I'll handle the Mutalisks!
Cool! And I'll I'll shoot at both.
- Siege Tank
Great. Good deal.
Wait. Can't you guys also shoot at both?
Article My Date With Slippy ToadMarch 23, 2011
Thanks for meeting me here for our first date. I've enjoyed chatting with you online, and I feel really excited for tonight. And Le Boutique! Such a fancy restaurant!
Wow, look at that it's beautiful!
What? Who? Oh! Oh, me? Well thank you! It was quite a task finding a nice outfit that would match my shoes and my earrings and oh, will you listen to me prattle on. How are you?
I'm fine, I'm fine! How's the Landmaster, Fox?
Article Pokemon: The N00b FourMarch 21, 2011
Finally, I've reached the Elite 4!
Wow, you really plowed through the game fast.
Yep. Pulled an all-nighter.
OK, cool. You sure you don't want to go back and make sure you didn't miss anything?
Nah, not really.
Article Everyone Wants a Piece of PeachMarch 14, 2011
Mario, this picnic is lovely. I'm so glad I get to spend time with you!
Anything for a princess with eyes as bright as fire flowers.
Oh Mario, you're the sweetest.
Hold up, you call that a pick up line? Check this out. Hey Peach, my other Tanooki suit has the tail in the front if you know what I'm saying.
Dude, that's my girlfriend!
Article Halo Firefight: A Hero's DeathMarch 7, 2011
Uh, Mrs. Gunki77er?
There's no easy way to say this. Your son died in a Halo firefight last night-
Ten times, ending his game.
That that is a lot of times.
Article Sonic Loves NicknamesFebruary 28, 2011
Prower. Miles Prower.
Mister Prower, I'll review your information and let you know if you're my new sidekick.
Thank you very much.
Tails stands up to shake hands.
Whoa, you've got two tails?
Article Zealots Need WorkFebruary 23, 2011
Alright, let's do it! For Auir!
Yeah, let's-wait, are those swords?
Beam swords! Yeah!
Back up. Aren't we super advanced aliens?
Why do we have sword?. Even the humans have guns. Not swords. Guns. You'd think we'd get that figured out by now
Article A True Pokemon MasterFebruary 7, 2011
I did it! I have all the badges and I caught them all. I'm the Pokemaster!
You did it! Now, on to the elite-
Silence! Build me a palace of solid gold!
I am your god now.
No, you just caught some Pokemon.