Article Ash Goes on a Date

By Lev Novak / July 20, 2011
  1. Ash

    …Yeah, so basically the best. The very best. The best there ever was.

  2. Cindy

    Uh huh…

  3. Ash

    What's wrong? Hey, did I mention I'm a Poke'master?

  4. Cindy

    Yeah, it's come up…

  5. Ash

    I don't get it. You should be falling all over me.

  6. Cindy

    So, how long did it take for you to become a Poke'master?

  7. Ash

    Probably like 35 hours.

Filed Under   conversations   pokemon

Article Ash Questions Team Rocket

By Jordo / July 6, 2011
  1. Jessie

    Prepare for trouble!

  2. James

    And make it double!

  3. Ash

    Wait a second guys, can I ask you something?

  4. Jessie

    Um, okay.

  5. Ash

    How are you two still alive?

  6. James

    What do you mean?

Filed Under   conversations   pokemon

Article Crazy Taxi Hires Terrible People

By Lev Novak / June 8, 2011
  1. Passenger

    Hey, I need to get to Union and Packard.

  2. Driver

    Where is that? Oh wait, the giant blinking green square-thing? No problem.

  3. Passenger

    What? No, nothing is blinking. Are you okay?

  4. Driver

    Yup, the good old 'giant blinking square'. I'll just follow this giant green arrow hovering in the air as fast as possible.

  5. Passenger

    What?

Filed Under   conversations   crazy taxi

Article Ash Blows Gary's Mind

By Jordo / June 1, 2011
  1. Gary

    Okay Ash. This is it. I'm finally going to defeat you in a pokemon battle!

  2. Ash

    I doubt it.

  3. Gary

    No, seriously. I've been training each pokemon in my line-up tirelessly, night and day just for this.

  4. Ash

    You wasted your time.

  5. Gary

    I don't think so! I finally have the perfect line-up!

  6. Ash

    Let's do it then.

  7. Gary

    Okay. Go Squirtle!

  8. Ash

    Go Charizard!

  9. Gary

    Whoa, whoa wait a second… how the hell do you already have a Charizard?

Filed Under   conversations   pokemon

Article James Bond Baffles GoldenEye64 Henchmen

By Jordo / May 25, 2011
  1. Henchman 1

    Uh, hey guys? Who was that?

  2. Henchman 2

    You mean that guy in the suit who just rampaged through our entire security force?

  3. Henchman 1

    Yeah, him.

  4. Henchman 2

    I don't know, but that was crazy.

  5. Henchman 3

    Yeah he really shot up the place. It was like he literally had every gun known to man.

  6. Henchman 1

    Did you guys see him pull that rocket launcher out of thin air?

  7. Henchman 2

    Where was he keeping it?

Filed Under   goldeneye   conversations

Article Random Trainer Regrets Challenging Ash

By Jordan McCollam / May 18, 2011
  1. Trainer

    Hey! You! I challenge you to a pokemon battle!

  2. Ash

    Ugh, really? Again?

  3. Trainer

    I choose you, Oddish!

  4. Ash

    Alright fine. Go Charizard.

  5. Trainer

    Um, holy sh*t is that a dragon?

  6. Ash

    It's a Charizard.

  7. Trainer

    That looks like a f**king dragon.

Filed Under   conversations   pokemon

Article Link is Creepy

By Lev Novak / May 16, 2011
  1. Link

    Hi Mayor, you wanted to see me?

  2. Mayor

    Yes Link. I wanted to thank you for all your work by giving you the key to the city!

  3. Link

    Oh, thank you! But it won't be necessary. I can turn into a wolf and just, you know, dig into places.

  4. Mayor

    I…see. Well, please accept these rupees!

  5. Link

    No, that's fine. I just break things for money.

Filed Under   zelda   conversations   link

Article Mortal Kombat Is Confusing

By Lev Novak / May 4, 2011
  1. Scorpion

    …So I told her, "get over here!"

  2. Raiden

    Classic Scorpion…did she get over there?

  3. Scorpion

    No…

  4. Raiden

    Maybe you should stop yelling it like a murderer.

  5. Sub-Zero

    Scorpion! I have come to slay you!

  6. Scorpion

    Impossible! I have already slain you!

  7. Raiden

    …Don't you guys, like, kill each other all the time?

Filed Under   mortal kombat   conversations

Article Terrans Are Inefficient

By Lev Novak / April 27, 2011
  1. Marine

    Okay, Zerglings and Mutalisks coming. With me, Siege tanks, and Missile Turrets? This should be pretty easy.

  2. Siege Tank

    Okay, I'll handle the Zerglings.

  3. Missile Turret

    And I'll handle the Mutalisks!

  4. Marine

    Cool! And I'll…I'll shoot at both.

  5. Siege Tank

    Great. Good deal.

  6. Marine

    Wait. Can't you guys also shoot at both?

Filed Under   starcraft   conversations

Article My Date With Slippy Toad

March 23, 2011
  1. Sophie

    Thanks for meeting me here for our first date. I've enjoyed chatting with you online, and I feel really excited for tonight. And Le Boutique! Such a fancy restaurant!

  2. Slippy

    Wow, look at that… it's beautiful!

  3. Sophie

    What? Who? Oh! Oh, me? Well thank you! It was quite a task finding a nice outfit that would match my shoes and my earrings and… oh, will you listen to me prattle on. How are you?

  4. Slippy

    I'm fine, I'm fine! How's the Landmaster, Fox?

Filed Under   starfox   conversations