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Okay, Zerglings and Mutalisks coming. With me, Siege tanks, and Missile Turrets? This should be pretty easy.

Okay, I'll handle the Zerglings.

And I'll handle the Mutalisks!

Cool! And I'll…I'll shoot at both.

Great. Good deal.

Wait. Can't you guys also shoot at both?

Thanks for meeting me here for our first date. I've enjoyed chatting with you online, and I feel really excited for tonight. And Le Boutique! Such a fancy restaurant!

Wow, look at that… it's beautiful!

What? Who? Oh! Oh, me? Well thank you! It was quite a task finding a nice outfit that would match my shoes and my earrings and… oh, will you listen to me prattle on. How are you?

I'm fine, I'm fine! How's the Landmaster, Fox?

Finally, I've reached the Elite 4!

Wow, you really plowed through the game fast.

Yep. Pulled an all-nighter.

OK, cool. You sure you don't want to go back and make sure you didn't miss anything?

Nah, not really.

Mario, this picnic is lovely. I'm so glad I get to spend time with you!

Anything for a princess with eyes as bright as fire flowers.

Oh Mario, you're the sweetest.

Hold up, you call that a pick up line? Check this out. Hey Peach, my other Tanooki suit has the tail in the front… if you know what I'm saying.

Dude, that's my girlfriend!

Uh, Mrs. Gunki77er?

Yes, general?

There's no easy way to say this. Your son died in a Halo firefight last night-

What?

Ten times, ending his game.

That…that is a lot of times.

Well, Mister…

Prower. Miles Prower.

Mister Prower, I'll review your information and let you know if you're my new sidekick.

Thank you very much.

Whoa, you've got two tails?

Alright, let's do it! For Auir!

Yeah, let's-wait, are those swords?

Beam swords! Yeah!

Back up. Aren't we super advanced aliens?

Yup.

Why do we have sword?. Even the humans have guns. Not swords. Guns. You'd think we'd get that figured out by now…

I did it! I have all the badges and I caught them all. I'm the Pokemaster!

You did it! Now, on to the elite-

Silence! Build me a palace of solid gold!

Uh…what?

I am your god now.

No, you just caught some Pokemon.

Mr. Sharp? Can I come in?

As long as it's quick, we're having a hell of a day here on the Island.

That's partly why I'm here. I've been thinking about how we're running the facility, and it just seems kind of dangerous.

Dangerous? Of course it is. We have the most dangerous criminals in the world on this island. You knew that when you signed up.

Well I knew there were some of the most dangerous criminals in the world, but we literally have all of them. Every single dangerous criminal in the world. I was just thinking we could spread them out a little.

Spread them out?

Hello?

'Sup n00b?

Uh, nothing, I guess. I just wanted to cancel my XBOX Live –

GAAAYYYYYY

What? I…I just wanted to cancel my XBOX Live subscription…

QUITTING F*G

What? That's crazy offensive, man. Can I talk to your boss?

I dunno, can I talk to your MOM? Jay kay, don't want that. I'd rather bang her instead. OHHHHH!!!