You know – it's really hard to tap A and hold a stack of Oreos…why don't you just get a turbo-button controller and have it do the work for you? When you think about it, videogames are an exercise in endurance – can you and your puny human body outmatch a computer player? It's like the tall tale of John Henry, except he's sitting indoors with the lights down low and half a liter of flat Mountain Dew by his side because his dumb older brother always forgets to put the cap on tight. But what's the point when you could just flip a switch and that took care of the tapping for you? You saved yourself the carpal tunnel syndrome, and all it cost you was about $50 and the last shred of your dignity.
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